Friday, 18 November 2011

Second most functional word in the English language

Useful to know if you're learning English!

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit
together, find a place for your ***** or be asked to shit or get off
the pot.

You can smoke ***** buy ***** sell ***** lose *****
find ***** forget ***** and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their ***** while others can't tell
the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull ***** horse ***** and chicken shit.

You can throw ***** sling ***** catch ***** shoot the *****
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than ***** some days are hotter than *****
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like ***** things can look like ***** and there are
times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much ***** not enough ***** the right ***** the
wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry ***** have a mountain of ***** or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your ***** you don't
need to know anything else!!

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